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Hi there and WELCOME to my website..I'm you're host for the evening, Amber. Feel free to look around and hang out.

If you have any questions or comments about my site please keep them to yourselves. Thank you and have a nice stay.

My name is Amber. I'm 15 years old and i'm a sophmore in highschool, suppose to be a junior(failing sucks). I wear punk/goth clothing or whatever I like. I have a huge attitude problem, don't get on my bad side. Um if you wanna know any specifics about me email me at blackdahlia21213@hotmail.com!! thanks for visiting. c-yaz!!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing. Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. Confusion not only reigns, it pours. Constant change is here to stay. Dain bramaged. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do witches run spell checkers? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out. ohkay i guess this is the part where i'm suppose to go on and on and on about myself..well ohkay here goes..i think people should be themselves and not have to worry about what other people think..i mean if you live by what other people want you to live by then you're not really being truthful nor respectful to and with yourself..i mean..people should be able to live their lives and not have people living it for them..if you do everything someone tells you to do then you're a loser..YOU AND YOU ONLY , CONTROL YOUR LIFE NOT SOME PERSON YOU JSUT MET OR SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW...if you care about what other people think about you then it's just saying that you'd rather be controled then be free..anyways on to another topic..i hate quiet people..they scare the shit out of me..they could kill you and no one would suspect it was them and then they would get away with it..i'm also scared of clowns..they freak me out..how can someone be that hapy all the damn time..which brings me onto my next fear..perky people..how can someone be that happy and perky and love everything all the damn time ..it's creepy...NEXT TOPIC!!if you don't like me or if you think i'm a loser or a geek then that's your opinion...the beatles are the best band ever..i don't care if you have another opinion on them , i don't wanna hear it..alright well anyways...i guess i'm gonna get going..so stop reading me...i said stop it..stop it now or i'll kill and feed you to my butt raping penguins in never neverland..or better yet i'll send you to michael jackson unless you're a girl..if you're a girl i'll keep you for myself to tie to my bed and have my way with you..lol just kidding..i may be bisexual my i'm not a fuckin' pedifile you loser..now stop reading this before i kick your ass...I SAID STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW.. he he..oh and i'm worth $2,185,800 on HumanForSale.com!!!Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.
Likes:
I like skateboarding(not good at it) I love music I like reading I love the color black green monkeys pink elephants wicca hard rock and alterantive music i love msuic i like nothing but horror and action and comedy movies ghosts my fav movies are:shining,and of the leprecaun movies,and of course cursed i like reading about mystery and werewolves,vampires,wereleopards,nymphs,witches,and stuff like that WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, SQUEEZE THEM IN YOUR ENEMIES EYES..HE HE!!!
Dislikes:
i hate critics i hate the government i loath authority butt raping peguins perky people cheerleaders sports pop,rap,hip hop,country,blues,jazz,hispanic,or any other kind of music other than alternative and hard rock music., posers whores,bitches,sluts,skanks,hoochies, any other word you can think of that has the definition: a bf stealer or sleeps around a lot..he he
Favorite Music:
Static-X,godsmack,papa roach,theory of a deadman,three days grace,the exies,ozzy,simple plan,AFI,black sabbath,cradle of filth,crossfade,disturbed,drowning pool,Evanescence,finger eleven,ICP,korn,lamb of god,linkin park,metallica,mudvayne,my chemical romance,nice inch nails,nirvana,P.O.D.,Posion,puddle of mudd,rammstein,queens of the stone age,red hot chili peppers,seven dust,shinedown,staind,system of a down,trapt,rob zombie,socialburn!!! BUTT RAPING PENGUINS WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY SOON SO BE PREPARED FOR THE BADDER!! HE HE..

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.You could describe that annoying person as: A few beers short of a six-pack. A few clowns short of a circus. A few feathers short of a whole duck. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few peas short of a casserole. A room temperature IQ. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Body by Fisher-Price, Brains by Mattel. Bright as Alaska in December. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Donated his body to science before he was done using it. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Fell out of the family tree. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. He's so dense, light bends around him. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. If he had another brain it would be lonely. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it."This way for the lost city, This way for the lost people, This way for eternal suffering, All hope abandon, ye who enter here..."..."Suck my blood and fuck my soul..."..."Sword in hand, at the bloody fields of History We rent our blades through dogma and humility Carve a future, according to our will Set worlds ablaze with our seething fire Let you all acknowledge that we are here As masters to rule this failing humanity Our beings forged of rage and defiance With strength to trample the weak and the foolish And so we march with burning brands Temples aflame, on our path to glory..."!! Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.

You can also contact me:
blackdahlia21213@yahoo.com
blackdahlia21213@aim
Twisted_retard151515@yahoo.com
Sftballtigerchic@yahoo.com

My Favorite sites:
Facethejury.com
xanga.com
humanforsale.com
robzombie.com
ozzy.net.com
bilocenter.com
and my all time favorite is darkpostcards.com

Other Places to go:

Vampire Freak Hang Out
Face The Jury
See how much you're worth

Email: Amber

	Hi there and WELCOME to my website..I'm you're host for the evening, Amber. Feel free to look around and hang out.
	If you have any questions or comments about my site please keep them to yourselves. Thank you and have a nice stay.
	My name is Amber. I'm 15 years old and i'm a sophmore in highschool, suppose to be a junior(failing sucks). I wear punk/goth clothing or whatever I like. I have a huge attitude problem, don't get on my bad side. Um if you wanna know any specifics about me email me at blackdahlia21213@hotmail.com!! thanks for visiting. c-yaz!!
	Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West Bigamy : one husband too many. Monogamy : same thing. Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. Confusion not only reigns, it pours. Constant change is here to stay. Dain bramaged. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. Do steam rollers really roll steam? Do witches run spell checkers? Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out. ohkay i guess this is the part where i'm suppose to go on and on and on about myself..well ohkay here goes..i think people should be themselves and not have to worry about what other people think..i mean if you live by what other people want you to live by then you're not really being truthful nor respectful to and with yourself..i mean..people should be able to live their lives and not have people living it for them..if you do everything someone tells you to do then you're a loser..YOU AND YOU ONLY , CONTROL YOUR LIFE NOT SOME PERSON YOU JSUT MET OR SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW...if you care about what other people think about you then it's just saying that you'd rather be controled then be free..anyways on to another topic..i hate quiet people..they scare the shit out of me..they could kill you and no one would suspect it was them and then they would get away with it..i'm also scared of clowns..they freak me out..how can someone be that hapy all the damn time..which brings me onto my next fear..perky people..how can someone be that happy and perky and love everything all the damn time ..it's creepy...NEXT TOPIC!!if you don't like me or if you think i'm a loser or a geek then that's your opinion...the beatles are the best band ever..i don't care if you have another opinion on them , i don't wanna hear it..alright well anyways...i guess i'm gonna get going..so stop reading me...i said stop it..stop it now or i'll kill and feed you to my butt raping penguins in never neverland..or better yet i'll send you to michael jackson unless you're a girl..if you're a girl i'll keep you for myself to tie to my bed and have my way with you..lol just kidding..i may be bisexual my i'm not a fuckin' pedifile you loser..now stop reading this before i kick your ass...I SAID STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW.. he he..oh and i'm worth $2,185,800 on HumanForSale.com!!!Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor. Likes: I like skateboarding(not good at it) I love music I like reading I love the color black green monkeys pink elephants wicca hard rock and alterantive music i love msuic i like nothing but horror and action and comedy movies ghosts my fav movies are:shining,and of the leprecaun movies,and of course cursed i like reading about mystery and werewolves,vampires,wereleopards,nymphs,witches,and stuff like that WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, SQUEEZE THEM IN YOUR ENEMIES EYES..HE HE!!! Dislikes: i hate critics i hate the government i loath authority butt raping peguins perky people cheerleaders sports pop,rap,hip hop,country,blues,jazz,hispanic,or any other kind of music other than alternative and hard rock music., posers whores,bitches,sluts,skanks,hoochies, any other word you can think of that has the definition: a bf stealer or sleeps around a lot..he he Favorite Music: Static-X,godsmack,papa roach,theory of a deadman,three days grace,the exies,ozzy,simple plan,AFI,black sabbath,cradle of filth,crossfade,disturbed,drowning pool,Evanescence,finger eleven,ICP,korn,lamb of god,linkin park,metallica,mudvayne,my chemical romance,nice inch nails,nirvana,P.O.D.,Posion,puddle of mudd,rammstein,queens of the stone age,red hot chili peppers,seven dust,shinedown,staind,system of a down,trapt,rob zombie,socialburn!!! BUTT RAPING PENGUINS WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE DAY SOON SO BE PREPARED FOR THE BADDER!! HE HE..
	Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the heck alone.You could describe that annoying person as: A few beers short of a six-pack. A few clowns short of a circus. A few feathers short of a whole duck. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few peas short of a casserole. A room temperature IQ. All foam, no beer. As smart as bait. Body by Fisher-Price, Brains by Mattel. Bright as Alaska in December. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Donated his body to science before he was done using it. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Fell out of the family tree. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. He's so dense, light bends around him. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. If he had another brain it would be lonely. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it."This way for the lost city, This way for the lost people, This way for eternal suffering, All hope abandon, ye who enter here..."..."Suck my blood and fuck my soul..."..."Sword in hand, at the bloody fields of History We rent our blades through dogma and humility Carve a future, according to our will Set worlds ablaze with our seething fire Let you all acknowledge that we are here As masters to rule this failing humanity Our beings forged of rage and defiance With strength to trample the weak and the foolish And so we march with burning brands Temples aflame, on our path to glory..."!! Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.
	You can also contact me: blackdahlia21213@yahoo.com blackdahlia21213@aim Twisted_retard151515@yahoo.com Sftballtigerchic@yahoo.com
	My Favorite sites: Facethejury.com xanga.com humanforsale.com robzombie.com ozzy.net.com bilocenter.com and my all time favorite is darkpostcards.com